The House that Dewey Built has an hilarious challenge for Red Sox Nation:
We have a mission for you. As you’ve heard, the daughter of Yankee owner George Steinbrenner is divorcing the former heir-apparent to the baseball empire, on the heels of his arrest for DUI.
We need one of you to infiltrate this family.
Your mission is to woo the daughter, and curry favor with the old man. Kiss his sagging, speckled, hail-damaged, warty behind as often as possible. Whisper words of encouragement into his ear, such as: “I always thought Dave Winfield was up to no good”, or “you know, that whole Watergate thing was totally overblown”.
Click through to see suggestions on what you should do once you win over the old man and gain control of the Yankees.
Now, one more thing, be careful out there!
